Here are the Top 10 things I am thankful for today:

1.  Although I have to pay a fee, my bank honored the checks that I wrote and forgot to record in my register without bouncing them. 

2.  I am thankful I had enough money in my other account to bring my everyday account out of the red into the black.

3.  I am thankful that my dog didn’t kill our neighbors dog last week when she attacked him.  She only caused $300.00 worth of damage and the dog is still alive.

4.  I am thankful that our neighbors didn’t honor the town leash law any more than we did so that we weren’t totally at fault.

5.  I am thankful that I paid off my car last month and now that car payment that I was going to start saving will go to the neighbor’s vet bill.

6.  I am thankful that I sleep very little.

7.  I am thankful that my kids sleep very little, but their very little lasts a little longer than mine does.

8.  I am thankful that there were no bills in my mailbox today.

9.  I am thankful that I have mastered the art of making Alfredo sauce.

10.  I am thankful that although my mother screens her calls, she will pick up when she realizes it is me and that I lost her recipe for bread once again.

PS:  I am very thankful for my family and that my husband loves me despite me being willing to sell his body for a million bucks if offered the chance.